Food to avoid kemerengan.........................

Kucing Melbourne yang ku siksa........

HOW NOT TO BE MERENG

• Dalam donia penuh kemerengan ini, ada beberapa petua untuk tidak menjadi mereng.

• 1. JANGAN BERCAKAP DENGAN ORANG


• 2. JANGAN BERHUBUNG DENGAN ORANG


• 3. JANGAN BERJUMPA ORANG


• 4. JANGAN BERKOMUNIKASI DENGAN ORANG


• 5. JANGAN PANDANG ORANG

• In essence, AVOID HUMAN BEINGS.


• Live with your books and food and cicak yang you cannot avoid at your home because you geli mau hambat keluaq.


• Sudah pasti kamu bahagia banget dan enggak mereng lagik.............


• Selamat berusaha!

• I started alone....went thru alone...still going thru alone...and will end up alone..........

• And to quote a good freng "dalam kubuq pung alone...so kalau ada keluarga and kawang sejuta pung apa bezanya......" That makes me feel less mereng..:) Thank you my freng

Peringatan ...

Jgn pikul biawak hidup...

baik bela oink oink

TOK LEBAQ....3 YEARS LATER....

• TODAY marks 3 years of Tok Lebaq's departure. May Tok be at the best place ever and looking after all of us and pray for all us to be at the same place with her when the time arrives. Amen.

• Not a day I go by without thinking of her. How could I - her rantai besaq is with me...neber mind other stuff.....HA HA HA.....

• It has been the longest 3 years for me. I rarely go back to Paris now because it is so sad to go back to an empty house whereby once used to be the most loving place for me. So sedih to look at her empty deserted katil and room, her berabuk dresser, her last baju that she wore to the clinic which still hanging neatly in Azmarol's closet, her favourite pinggan and gelas, her favourite chair, her favourite baring place, her everything. The house is her. Every bit of corner and space. I can still visualize what she used to do, how she did it and how much she loved the house.

• "Ngah, bila Tok mati nanti Ngah kena jaga rumah kita baik2. Kena cuci semua dinding2 ni. Malu kita kalau rumah kita kotoq. Jangan biarkan pokok2 naik atas pagaq. Ngah balik dok rumah kita ni,"
• "Ya Tok. Tok jangan bimbang...Tok tak mati lagi...lambat lagi...."

• Tok Su takes care of the house now, in a way. We hire people to clean it up once in a while. Automatic lights are always on whenever darkeness set it. So, the house does not look dark and empty. Tok would not like it. She is so full of life and so much alive and vibrant. Tok is so colourful. Why should her house be left in the dark then.....

• Whenever I think of Tok, I will think of a strong and highly motivated woman who sailed thru life with dignity and full of energy. I always try to be like her and I want to be like her.

• Tok always visit me whenever I am down with life challenges. I know that for a fact.

• She may be gone physically but she is never gone to me. She stays with me - in my heart. mind and soul - every single day of my life. You don't know what love means unless you are loved by a grandmother. That's love for me. May Tok rest in peace bersama-sama ornag yang beriman, sentiasa, Insyallah. Amen.

Doktor Mandom and Bengong!!!

3 am'ish baby A'isha cried, and when I try to put the pacifier into her mouth, she is shaking.. and her mouth foaming. OMG ..fit... scream for mom, take baby out, don't know what to do she can't stop shaking, mouth turning blue, and eyes all rolling up .... wet her face and head.. still nothing, mak minie told me to blow into her ears (i did not do it, as I am so panicky), she looks so lifeless., eyes all rolled up and not moving..... I called 'baby wake up! baby wake up!..... and no response, it is the worst five minutes or more.. then baby start crying, told mom, we need to get to the clinic..

So in fifteen minutes we reached the first clinic... Klinik Seri indah - tmn samudera, explain to the doctor, and he advised me to take her to hospital. Hospital Selayang..... no... its public hospital... what about kg baru medical ccentre, he said ok.. I was charged RM30 for the consultation and ubats plus ubat bontot...

Then when back home, to take baby, plus mom and dini change of cloth and hurry up to the KBMC ... by 4.50 reached there.. the doctor on duty look less credible, .. i told him, baby kena fit and got high temp... he checked only baby heartbeat, never took her temperature, my sister had to told the doktor, what about her throat...
The doctor look blur, and acted blur..

My sis also took the two youngest boys for check up .........and doctor bodoh tu cakap my sister jgn pentingkan diri sendiri, kalau budak ni masuk wad nanti habis satu wad sakit, my sister dah hangin... so tak nak deal dgn doktor mandom ni kata akan dtg lagi later to meet doktor pakar, what happen? amir the youngest kena fit pulak... and the doktor mandom tu boleh like keluar only bila kita panggil dia.... and bila kata budak dah kena fit, dia buat muka blur, tak de reaction to buat anything........

gue pun tanya nurse, doktor yang lagi capable dari doktor ni tak de ke? nurse kata sebab malam eh pagi buta, hanya satu doktor ajeeeeeeeeeee.....
ish doktor tu memanglah bengong, bodoh and blurrrrrrrrrr and %$&#($#($

now baby and her two cousins dok dalam ward kat kbmc... and when the peds come to visit them, i already told my sis to complaint about the doktor kau kau punyeeeee

p/s
baby's mummy has been informed

Bangang Drivers!!!

Apa perasaan korang kalau keta depan lu tak pandai jaga lubang depa?????
Ishhhhhhhhhhk pagi ni ada satu kancil depan wa...... and like space for lima keta between the kancil and one van.... BTW I am driving on the rightest lane... so gua pulun potong. so depan van bodoh ni..satu lagi driver bangang yang bagi semua keta potong lubang diaaaaaaa.. babi punya cha ya nun alif.... bengkek hati gue, kalau tak gheti nak bawak keta jgn lah bawak lane kanan, pi lane kiri tu..... bodoh! bodoh! .. btw wa tak leh nak ptg sebab banyak motor and keta on the left lane yang seronok gila masuk lubang yang dibuat oleh pemandu van yang bangang tuuuuuuuuuuu

BODOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! sebab kau aku lambat hari ni...

ms pumpkin hater aka mrs schumae