The Renewal of "Aku masih TETAP mau dia pergi"

Seperti masa lalu
aku masih tetap mau dia pergi
pergi
pergi
pergi
aku tidak sanggup lagi
menghadapi
hari
hari
hari
yang membingungkan aku ini

Demi Tuhan yang aku percaya sepenuh hati
kau pergi
pergi
pergi
dan jangan kembali
atau toleh lagi
kerana sudah pasti
tempat mu bukan di sini
pergi
pergi
pergi
dan bawak segala milik mu yang pasti

Aku masih TETAP mau dia pergi............

Aku masih TETAP mau dia pergi
Pergi pergi dan pergi
Jangan diingati
Jangan dikasihani
Jangan direnungi
Jangan diratapi

Aku masih TETAP mau dia pergi......
Pergi pergi pergi dan pergi
Jangan kembali
Jangan toleh lagi
Jangan fikirkan lagi

Aku masih TETAP mau dia pergi......
Pergi pergi pergi dan pergi
Mungkin ini lebih baik untuk sekian kali
Apalah guna jika tidak dihargai
Lebih baik menyendiri
Hidup seperti begini
Lebih menyakiti

Aku masih TETAP mau dia pergi
Pergi pergi pergi dan pergi
Kerana perpisahan tu ada ketikanya lebih mendamaikan hati.......

Ini posting angau!!!!

This one man I don't want to get rid off.

After so long, I finally found a man that I can long for (angau lah tu)

A man that are so powerful (takkan nak taruk desireable) that when our eyes met for the first time, my heart skip a beat (i shy shy one u know) and I felt giddy

A man that with a husky voice (hehehe closer to sexy) that when he says my name, my heart skip two beats!! (really? sumpah!)

How do I describe the attraction? ....... hmmmm my taste, my taste 100% my taste

Today he smells so manly and nice .... but as it is bulan puasa.. i have no evil thoughts hahahaaa
I hope I smells as nice to his nose ....

Yes, he has a wife and a family.... but what the heck as long as we are happy eh I am happy.

Dedicated to Mr 58 (err this is not his age ya!!)

aku hanya mau dia pergi.......

aku hanya mau dia pergi
pergi jauh2 dari hidup ku ini
aku hanya mau dia pergi
pergi tidak kembali lagi
aku hanya mau dia pergi
pergi tanpa toleh2 lagi
aku hanya mau dia pergi
kerna aku mau hidup ku kembali

aku hanya mau dia pergi
pergi
pergi
pergi
dan
jangan
dia
kembali

patah hati or hati patah? The cure...

Patah hati or hati patah?
Emang gue peduli!

Awat rapoh bebeno hati kome?
made in China ke?
or made in India ke?
or made in Africa ke?
or macam Proton yang sokmo rosak tu
made in Malaysia ke?

Or hatimu made from tepung ke
macam biskut-biskut raya?
Or made from china ke
yang terantuk sikit dah hilang rupa?


Patahlah hati
teruslah merajuk
merajuk lah diri
merajuk diri tak tentu haluan

kalu hati yang patah
ambil gam gajah
and tampallah

Kalu hati patah lagi
buat je tak peduli
jangan dok susah hati
nanti mati

Kalu dah mati
lagi senang sudah takde hati
kalu pung ada
sudah tokle rasa

hati patah, apakah ubatnya? (siri2)

(Hehehe. Dalam kalangan tuan2 punya blog ni ada sorang pompuan yg suka buat entry sequel. So, here goes...)

Hati patah, apakah ubatnya?
Ambil racun, campur kaca,
Masukkan dalam dalam masak kicapnya,
Kalau tak mati jua, tak tau la hamba

Hati patah, apakah ubatnya?
Kalau dia ada kereta,
Bawalah wang shiling sekeping dua,
Torehlah cat baru berkilatnya,
Tentu sedikit puas hati kita

Hati patah, apakah caranya?
Engage lawyer,
Sue dia,
Dapat juta-juta,
Pi enjoy merata dunia,
Tapi sebelum tu,
Make sure dia papa kedana

Sebenarnya...

Hati patah, adakah penawar?
Bila hidup kita tawar-hambar?
Dek perbuatan orang yg kurang ajar?

Hati yang patah mungkin hanya boleh ditawar,
Dengan masa, dan bertahun-tahun cuba belajar,
Melupakan si dia, memang ia sukar,

Tapi kita perlu lakukan
Kerana tak guna hidup kita jadi tak karuan,
Angkara seorang jantan
Wa assume jantan la kan?
Coz semua masaelah di dunia ni depa yg mulakan,
Baiklah kita pompuan2
Bersukaria dalam kehidupan
Kerana hanya antara kita sahaja (dan lelaki2 tertentu yg worth kita simpan),
Ada kesetiaan,
Berpanjangan....

(Semoga hati yg patah is now on the road to ultimate recovery)

Hati patah, apakah ubatnya?

Hati patah
Apa ubatnya??
Letaklah minyak gamat
Pengubat luka
Biar luka, bercantum kembali

Hati patah
Apa ubatnya?
Buanglah pisau
Pematah hati
Campakkan jauh
Tak nampak lagi

Hati patah
Apakah ubatnya?
Jumpalah doktor
Doktor percuma (wa lah tuh.. hehehe)
Doktor bijaksana
Memberi preskripsi

Hati patah
Apakah ubatnya?
Biarlah saja
Teruskan jua
Patahkan tumbuh kembali
Hujan kan turun lagi

Semakin Kompleks Part 3

• Kompleksiti berterusan tetapi demi untuk mengurangkan tahap kompleksnya hidupku, aku mengambil langkah paling "dignified" iaitu untuk mengundurkan diri.

• Kadang2,mengundurkan diri adalah jauh lebih baik kerana ia bukan sahaja meleraikan kompleksiti tetapi juga menjaga harga diri dari terus terjunam ke paras paling dalam.

• Hati mungkin patah2 tapi lagikan dahan patah boleh tumbuh semula dan tangan patah boleh disimen dan diperbetulkan apatah lagi kompleksiti buatan manusia...........

• Lagipun apa yang ku ada dalam dunia kompleks mu.........aku tiada tempat dalam dunia penuh kompleksiti mu..................

• And as always, to make it more complex, someone has to steal my thunder........

Hidup ini penuh kompleks, siri2

Terima kasih pompuan1 for de 'kompleks' musings. Ni pompuan4 (pompuan1 and pompuan2 adalah pompuan2 tukang set-up blog ni and pompuan3 adalah the poet amongst us, so wa happily take number4) nak tambah sikit citer kompleks.

• Dalam hidup kita, benda yg kununnya senang seperti makan pun kadangkala amat kompleks. Ada org hidup dia kompleks kerana dia takleh makan buah-buahan yg dibuat lauk seperti kari pisang or paceri nenas. Ada pulak org yg kompleks hidupnya kerana dia takleh makan pancake sebagai savoury dish seperti pancake and leg of lamb (walaupung mungkin dia tak jadi makan pancake & leg of lamb kerana sebenaqnya dia suspicious samada depa betui2 akan serve dia leg of lamb or just part of the lamb that is nearest to the leg or mungkin sebenarnya leg of bi? Kompleks or what?).
  

• Kadang-kadang hidup kita jadi kompleks sebab bila time makan ada orang akan tanya kita "Nak makan kat mana?", pastu kita kata "Ikut you la, ling, I tak kisah. You yg lapaq, I OK jek". Pastu dia suggest tempat2 tertentu dan kita rasa sungguh tidak puas hati dgn suggestions dia tu sampai ada kemungkinan kita boleh rasa mau dusyum dia. Dan kalau dusyum dia, hidup kita pasti bertambah kompleks sebab nanti kita kena mintak maaf dgn dia dan kita adalah orang terakhir yg akan mintak maaf dalam hal2 seperti ini.

• Kadang-kadang hidup kita yg tak kompleks tetiba jadi kompleks sebab kita patutnya cuti penyelidikan tetapi kita pi tengok "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Pastu bila kita balik ada org tulis e-mail kat kita "I wish you a rich and fruitful field research experience during your research break". Hidup kita jadi kompleks sebab tak pasai2 kita kena buat literature review yg boleh mengaitkan "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" dengan research kita. Well...., mungkin ini tidaklah begitu kompleks after all.

• Kalau kita pi kompleks membeli-belah atau kompleks menjual makanan, dan jumpa orang yg kita rasa kenal tapi tak ingat nama, baik la kita cepat2 lari tinggalkan tempat tu. Kalau tidak harus hidup kita menjadi kompleks sebab nanti tetiba mereka tegoq kita dengan excitednya, "Hi, Ms so-and-so, fancy seeing you here. You tau, I ni di-import mai sini coz majikan you tak cukup orang yg terra utk main netball for them. So, how are you?". "Ermmm..., good, good. Baguih la you mai main netball for us. Semoga berjaya. Bye..!" Lepas tu you dok dalam keta and cuba trace balik the last place you travelled to that is not in the vicinity of your workplace (mengambil kira clue yg dia bagi) yg you possibly would have met this guy (yes, I'm talking about a guy, playing netball, so lagi la complicated). Pastu muka dia punya la familiar tapi for the life of you, you cannot remember when or where you met him. In the morning you thought today is going to be a breezy, lazy Friday, tapi since you met him in the afternoon, you've been trying to crack your head to remember him. There goes your un-kompleks start to the weekend out of the window!

Enjoy your weekend, anyway!

Hidup ku semakin kompleks.....

• Hari ini, hidup wa semakin kompleks. Ada orang cakap yang dia tak pernah jumpa spesis seperti wa yang sangat kompleks. Semuanya kompleks - dari hujung rambut ke hujung kaki - dari dalam ke luar - dari tepi ke tengah - dari segala sudut semuanya kompleks. Semua manusia yang dia pernah jumpa dalam hidup dia adalah sangat biasa dan normal. Wa sangat tidak mencakupi definisi "normal".

• Wa sangat takjub sebab wa rasa wa sangat lah mudah dan simple. Asalkan wa tak kacau hidup orang dan buat hal sendiri, wa ok je......Tapi bagi itu orang, itu lah yang kompleksnya sebab wa tak pedulikan orang dan hidup dalam dunia sendiri dan suka buat hal sendiri dan mempunyai pelbagai peraturan sendiri mengenai kehidupan.

• Swear wa rasa kelakar sebab bukankah bagus buat hal sendiri dan tak kecoh hal orang. Bukankah itu lebih mendamaikan.

• Wa paham konteks ruang lingkup yang itu orang perkatakan sebab dunia kita sangat berbeza. Dunia dia memerlukan banyak elemen yang tidak ada keperluan dalam dunia wa. Wa tidak marah atau "upset" dengan perspektif dia sebab itu hak dia untuk memahami dari sudut dia.

• Jika dia pernah melalui apa yang wa lalui dalam hidup wa yang membabitkan "elemen2" yang baginya sangat penting pada ketika ini tetapi tidak lagi bagi wa, dia akan faham. Bagaimanapun,dia tidak akan paham sebab dia tidak pernah melaluinya dan mungkin tidak akan terus paham. Wa tak kisah sebab semua itu adalah pengalaman hidup yang hanya mereka yang melalui akan memahami atau yang tidak pernah lalui, cuba memahami.

• Banyak perkara dan kejadian dalam hidup ini yang akan membuatkan kita menukar pelbagai aspek kehidupan kita bagi menyesuaikan dengan apa yang kita anggap sebagai memudahkan kita. Banyak perkara yang akan membuatkan kita "penat" dan "quay sera sera".

• Wa hanya mahu meneruskan kehidupan yang mungkin sudah hampir penghujungnya dengan cara yang mendamaikan wa tanpa mengkomplekskan sesiapa.................

Kenapa hidup ini kompleks?

• Hidup ini kompleks sebab kita mempunyai terlalu banyak kompleks membeli-belah. Selain itu, kompleks pejabat-pejabat kerajaan yang berpindah dari Jalan Duta ke Putra Jaya juga turut menambahkan kompleksiti hidup kita. Kalau tiada Kompleks Kastam di Tambak Johor atau Spanggar Bay, KK, adakah hidup kita kurang kompleks?

• Kompleks Pertama di Jalan TAR adalah antara kompleks membeli belah terawal yang wujud di negara ini. Dan selepas itu, lebih banyak kompleks-kompleks dibina untuk tujuan memudahkan pemusatan kedai-kedai bagi meng-kompleks-kan kehidupan kita apabila terpaksa membuat pelbagai pilihan yang kompleks. Tidak cukup itu, Kompleks PKNS di Shah Alam turut dibina bagi menjual pelbagai barangan yang kelihatan seperti kompleks tetapi sebenarnya amat kurang kompleks. Apa kompleksnya mahu beli kain tudung atau telekong di kompleks itu?

• Bagaimanapula dengan Kompleks Imigresen di Padang Besar atau Bukit Kayu Hitam? Adakah dengan kewujudan kompleks itu ia akan mengurangkan kompleksiti menguruskan kemasukan secara haram ke dan dari Malaysia? Saya rasa tidak sebab urusan perjalanan haram ini amat kompleks tatacaranya dan memerlukan kajian yang lebih kompleks.

• Kesimpulannya, kehidupan ini sememangnya amat kompleks berikutan terlalu banyaknya kompleksiti yang dibuat oleh manusia menerusi pembinaan fizikal yang kompleks, sempadan maya yang kompleks, perhubungan kompleks, "artificial boundaries" yang kompleks, kesukaran pemahaman terhadap definisi identiti diri yang kompleks, persahabatan yang kompleks dan paling utama, pilihan makanan yang semakin kompleks - organic or non-organic, sugary or non-sugary, oil or steam, low carb or no carb, high protein or low protein, no frills or with frills, smoked salmon or kari kepala salmon, kismis Mekah or Californian raisins, Granny Smith Apple or New Zealand Royal Gala, bread & butter pudding or tepong talam, nasi ayam or nasi lemuni, Blueberry PanCake or lempiang pisang, sotong kangkong or bagel with cream cheese, coffee or sex, baked potaro or mashed potaro, ayam masak lomak or chicken rissoto, mee goreng DG or baked macaroni with cheese, kutam gumuk or kutam gumuk or kutam gumuk.............and the list goes on......................

• Hence, the reasons for the kekomplesitian kehidupan ini...........

• Sekiang, ponder wonder of the day selepas gelak golek2 watching "Forgetting Sarah Marshall".
  

-Forgetting Many Idiots-

Birthday wish of another pecinta idiot

Walaupun ada orang nak bom idiots, wa tak kisah. In the sprit of being self-focused (bukang self-centred tau !! heheh) kekawang, berikut wa senaraikan perkara perkara yang boleh dijadikan pilihang prezeng untuk wa punya birthday this October.. Kalau kekawang tercinta dah beli hadiah sebelum nih, lupakang saja list ini.. hehehe..

• Perfume botol kecik (bau ala ala Eden atau Oui)
• Kain baju (tak perlu mahal, cukuplah sekadar kainnya lembut tapi tak perlu gosok)
• Matching tudung (againg, tak perlu mahal, tapi tak perlu gosok one- taulah wa tak de orang nak gosok baju sekarang, kecuali wa sendiri Btw, wa also terima almost new second-hand one)
• Handbag dari kain (yang ala ala boleh basuh gitu)

Laing laing perkara, wa tak perlu sangat..

Tuhan......

Tuhan

berilah daku kekuatan

untuk tidak

meletupkan idiots

mengbomkan idiots

meletakkan razor blade di belakang idiots dan tarik perlahan-lahan

merebus idiots dengan iodin dan dettol

mencurah air panas menggelak ke atas perut idiots

mengikat idiots di pokok dan melepaskan 5 tong kerengga dan semut api ke atas kepala idiots

menoreh2 tapak tangan idiots dengan pisau paling tajam

memasukkan asid ke dalam telinga idiots

menyumbat hidung idiots dengan semut api

membakar idiots secara pelahan2 dari bawah ke atas sambil menyanyikan lagu "aku hanya pencinta idiots.........................."

Tuhan

tolonglah beri aku kekuatan

Amen

I found him...:)

I found him...
I found him.....
I found him....
I found him.....
I found him....
I found him....
I found him.....

FINALLY.....

I found him......

never mind that we were married in our "previous life"
for at least
I have found him....:)

Thank you GOD :)

Kuntilanak 3

• I went to watch Kuntilanak 3 last nite - for the heck of it. I have watched Kuntilanak 1 & 2 on DVD and decided to see on big screen. It was such a flop. Kuntilanak 2 was the best. Memang takut tahap dewata and the hantu was so real and scarry. This Kuntilanak 3 punya hantu, especially the big boss hantu yang rupa macam nenek kebayan sangat kelakar. Stroy line pun tak best and dragging...at one point, gue nyarisin terlelap lo........but again, tengok ikang kat aquarium pung wa terlelap :) Banyak benda yang gue ngak puas hati dengan movie itu - kenapa nak kena pi cari kekawang mereka yang hilang masa malam2 gelap gelemat and tetiba nak kena berpecah2 sedangkan dah tahu itu hutan & kelam & menyeramkan.......mengong.

• And yang lagi mengong adalah gue - bikin apa sih gue gi nontonin Kuntilanak 3 bila gue boleh tengok the real mc coy lo.......ha ha ha....yang pasti lagi scarrryyy merrryyyyyyyy.....

mengong mengong mengong mengong

• Gue memang sakit hati tahap dewata. Sia2 bangun pagi dengan penuh semangat nak start my week dengan riang gumbira dan senyuman paling menawan. Ada pulak idiot yang menyakitkan hati. Benci! bencei! benci! benci! benci! benci! benci! mengong! mengong! mengong! mengong! mengong! mengong! mengong! mengong! menyampah! menyampah! menyampah! menyampah! menyampah!

• i donno whay I let such idiot ruins my day and my week ahead. Dah tahu dia idiot, nak sakit hati buat apa. mengong! mengong! mengong! mengong! mengong! Gue memang mengong let the idot rules my life. mengong! mengong! mengong! mengong! mengong!

• Semoga idiot itu have equally bad day if not bad lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

TAKZIAH KAWANG KU...............

Kepada Presiden kita yang amat disayangi walaupung sembunyi SMOKED SALMON dari kita......TAKZIAH - hanya itu ucapang tulus ikhlas ku kepada mu di atas termeterainya kesetiaang mu kepada PL dan JA...........Selamat berada di menara bahagia dan menjalani kehidupang sebagai warganegara yang setia........Hidup Shills!!!

my indulgence.............

• Malam tadi gue pi Queensbay Mall mau indulge into something tapi tak tau nak indulge itu apa sebab rasanya semua dah ada kecuali suami, mak mertua, pak mertua, anak dan maid........tapi itu semua gue tak perlu.....

• So gue gi beli prezen untuk manusia2 yang akan sambut besday tidak lama lagi......kalo wa rasa prezen2 itu cungg, mungking gue akan pakai dahulu....wakakakakkaak....

• Gue mau tengok movie tapi semua movie macam tak best............Gue mau tengok movie yang gue bore gelak tergolek2 sampai jatuh lantai.......

• In the end, gue pi dinner at my fav joint - Swensen - not so much becoz the food is extremely good but the service is always good......Gue masuk ada satu couple and after a bit, they left and I was all alone at the restaurant....yahoooooooooooo...undivided attention...Gue berperasaang mau makang steak so telah order satu Sirloin with mashed potaro by the side.....

• The food came and the steak was a bit chewy for my gigi yang masih sakit but the mashed potaro and vegs memang yummmy plus the gravy jugak yang yummy......When I was almost done, I saw them preparing some kind of dessert dalam bentuk ice cream in a tall glass....so I asked the waiter what was that...he said some "nutty mutty" apa tah.....Then I said, can I have that - to go........and he obliged...........

• Brought it back home and indeed it was yummy - just the kind of my fav concoction - creamy and nutty...but it was a bit too much to be eaten at 11pm.......for RM20 - that was indeed worth of an indulgence.......

• And but of coz gue tak leh kroh after that....too bloated with ice cream mahai............

jangan sentuh ku...(poem utk che bi at my dpt)

jangan sentuh ku
aku blue-eyed idiot power-that-be
jangan kritik ku
power-that-be pasti bela aku
jangan tanya soalan pada ku
power-that-be akan tolong jawab semua soalan ditujukan pada aku
jangan suruh aku buat kerja
power-that-be akan cakap itu kerja ko
jangan sentuh ku
aku dan power-that-be adalah satu

aku memang che ngok
aku tak dak publication
research pun menumpang orang
tapi aku pandai mengipas
aku pandai memujuk
aku pandai sweet talk
sebab itu aku berjaya mendapat cemerlang
dan
tahun ini pasti aku dapat PK
walaupun PTK belum habis.......
sebab
aku berkuasa
seperti power-that-be

Hantu high-impact...................

• Ini cerita sensasi tapi tak sempat nak cerita pada semua atas sebab2 kegigian sehingga hari ini. Sehubungan itu, sebelum lupa, tapi yang paling penting, gue mau kongsi sebab wa tak larat horror alone...like home alone........

• Gue mau cerita sebab ada orang mengukuhkan apa yang gue nampak...kalo gue seorang, mungkin gue berhalunisasi sebab sekarang pemikiran gue agak kureng stabil akibat masalah root canaling and crowning- not that it has not been before - but worth taking note, nevertheless...................

• I was on the PLUS highway from north to south at about half nine pm (mari lah kita mengelakkan menyebut lokasi bagi memastikan tiada manusia lain keketaran ketika melaluinya....) and driving happily when suddenly I thought that I saw a flash of white thingy next to me and when I turned....voila....

• There she was......(here I am making a bipolar definition - "her" - according to the prescribed gender by culture and society) standing in the middle of the highway flashing away her gorgeous smile or rather grinning away dreamingly in her long white dress and long hair............

• Dalam bahasa melayu jitu dan tepat, satu pontianak sedang tersengih kat tengah2 divider la........mana gue tau itu pontianak ? sebab dalam cerita melayu pontianak rupa begitu...he he he

• Gue agak terperanjat tapi disebabkan gue minah cool, calm and collected dalam bab2 alam tidak nampak ini maka gue teruskan pemanduan berhemah sambil menyanyikan lagu "aku hanya pencinta wanita dan bukan buaya........"

• Again, gue ingat gue berhalunisasi......so gue buat2 tak nampak and tak reti la....but bila gue tiba rumah, gue masih merasakan dia mengikuti gue...again...gue ignore walaupung rasa nak pi krohhh rumah Tang or Chor sebab gue memang takut tahap dewata.....tapi gue takut dia ikut pi rumah depa pulak...he he he...See....I am so niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee toi be thinking about your ketakutan & family, Tang and Chor........:)

• Anyway, gue cuba melupakanya sebab semalam gue stay back kat opis till 8pm dan alhamdullilah gue masih hidup......

• And this morning I attended a talk at PTPM on Publishing in High Impact Journal (ni highly aspired and motivated ni nak publish....:) and met with KETUA BOMOH (ur guess is as good as mine) And bila gue cerita kisah itu, dia pun terkelam kabut habaq yang anak dia yang sepsis gue jugak telah nampak mahkluk yang sama di lokasi yang sama...Anak dia telah cakap.."Mak....mak...tengok..hantu.." And explain in greater detail apa dia nampak yang sama dengan apa yang gue nampak....

• So, how?

• Berhati-hati di jalanraya....jangan langgaq pontianak...HA HA HA.......mwahhhhhh

-che wang high-impact-

crowning.............

MORE BENGKEK POEM. THIS ONE IS TAJUK-ING ; CROWNING

gue akan menjadi ms world

no

ms universe

no

ms whatever lah

gue akan mendapat CROWN

only ms world

or

ms universe

or

ms kebaya

or

ms voluptuos

or

ms whatever

akan mendapat crown

and

gue

bakal mendapat

CROWN

sekiang

More poem (this one for my lovely friends)

Kekawang
Janganglah kita berduka cita
Walaupun dunia sememangnya gille
yang penting kita ada each other

Kekawang
Dunia hanya sementara
Dalam kubur, kita seorang jua
Hanya ada amalan saje

Kekawang
teruskan perjuangan
hidup masih panjang
yang penting semuanya kerana Tuhan
(dan kadangkala kerana makan) hehehe...

How ma????

Food to avoid kemerengan.........................

Kucing Melbourne yang ku siksa........

HOW NOT TO BE MERENG

• Dalam donia penuh kemerengan ini, ada beberapa petua untuk tidak menjadi mereng.

• 1. JANGAN BERCAKAP DENGAN ORANG


• 2. JANGAN BERHUBUNG DENGAN ORANG


• 3. JANGAN BERJUMPA ORANG


• 4. JANGAN BERKOMUNIKASI DENGAN ORANG


• 5. JANGAN PANDANG ORANG

• In essence, AVOID HUMAN BEINGS.


• Live with your books and food and cicak yang you cannot avoid at your home because you geli mau hambat keluaq.


• Sudah pasti kamu bahagia banget dan enggak mereng lagik.............


• Selamat berusaha!

• I started alone....went thru alone...still going thru alone...and will end up alone..........

• And to quote a good freng "dalam kubuq pung alone...so kalau ada keluarga and kawang sejuta pung apa bezanya......" That makes me feel less mereng..:) Thank you my freng

Peringatan ...

Jgn pikul biawak hidup...

baik bela oink oink

TOK LEBAQ....3 YEARS LATER....

• TODAY marks 3 years of Tok Lebaq's departure. May Tok be at the best place ever and looking after all of us and pray for all us to be at the same place with her when the time arrives. Amen.

• Not a day I go by without thinking of her. How could I - her rantai besaq is with me...neber mind other stuff.....HA HA HA.....

• It has been the longest 3 years for me. I rarely go back to Paris now because it is so sad to go back to an empty house whereby once used to be the most loving place for me. So sedih to look at her empty deserted katil and room, her berabuk dresser, her last baju that she wore to the clinic which still hanging neatly in Azmarol's closet, her favourite pinggan and gelas, her favourite chair, her favourite baring place, her everything. The house is her. Every bit of corner and space. I can still visualize what she used to do, how she did it and how much she loved the house.

• "Ngah, bila Tok mati nanti Ngah kena jaga rumah kita baik2. Kena cuci semua dinding2 ni. Malu kita kalau rumah kita kotoq. Jangan biarkan pokok2 naik atas pagaq. Ngah balik dok rumah kita ni,"
• "Ya Tok. Tok jangan bimbang...Tok tak mati lagi...lambat lagi...."

• Tok Su takes care of the house now, in a way. We hire people to clean it up once in a while. Automatic lights are always on whenever darkeness set it. So, the house does not look dark and empty. Tok would not like it. She is so full of life and so much alive and vibrant. Tok is so colourful. Why should her house be left in the dark then.....

• Whenever I think of Tok, I will think of a strong and highly motivated woman who sailed thru life with dignity and full of energy. I always try to be like her and I want to be like her.

• Tok always visit me whenever I am down with life challenges. I know that for a fact.

• She may be gone physically but she is never gone to me. She stays with me - in my heart. mind and soul - every single day of my life. You don't know what love means unless you are loved by a grandmother. That's love for me. May Tok rest in peace bersama-sama ornag yang beriman, sentiasa, Insyallah. Amen.

Doktor Mandom and Bengong!!!

3 am'ish baby A'isha cried, and when I try to put the pacifier into her mouth, she is shaking.. and her mouth foaming. OMG ..fit... scream for mom, take baby out, don't know what to do she can't stop shaking, mouth turning blue, and eyes all rolling up .... wet her face and head.. still nothing, mak minie told me to blow into her ears (i did not do it, as I am so panicky), she looks so lifeless., eyes all rolled up and not moving..... I called 'baby wake up! baby wake up!..... and no response, it is the worst five minutes or more.. then baby start crying, told mom, we need to get to the clinic..

So in fifteen minutes we reached the first clinic... Klinik Seri indah - tmn samudera, explain to the doctor, and he advised me to take her to hospital. Hospital Selayang..... no... its public hospital... what about kg baru medical ccentre, he said ok.. I was charged RM30 for the consultation and ubats plus ubat bontot...

Then when back home, to take baby, plus mom and dini change of cloth and hurry up to the KBMC ... by 4.50 reached there.. the doctor on duty look less credible, .. i told him, baby kena fit and got high temp... he checked only baby heartbeat, never took her temperature, my sister had to told the doktor, what about her throat...
The doctor look blur, and acted blur..

My sis also took the two youngest boys for check up .........and doctor bodoh tu cakap my sister jgn pentingkan diri sendiri, kalau budak ni masuk wad nanti habis satu wad sakit, my sister dah hangin... so tak nak deal dgn doktor mandom ni kata akan dtg lagi later to meet doktor pakar, what happen? amir the youngest kena fit pulak... and the doktor mandom tu boleh like keluar only bila kita panggil dia.... and bila kata budak dah kena fit, dia buat muka blur, tak de reaction to buat anything........

gue pun tanya nurse, doktor yang lagi capable dari doktor ni tak de ke? nurse kata sebab malam eh pagi buta, hanya satu doktor ajeeeeeeeeeee.....
ish doktor tu memanglah bengong, bodoh and blurrrrrrrrrr and %$&#($#($

now baby and her two cousins dok dalam ward kat kbmc... and when the peds come to visit them, i already told my sis to complaint about the doktor kau kau punyeeeee

p/s
baby's mummy has been informed

Bangang Drivers!!!

Apa perasaan korang kalau keta depan lu tak pandai jaga lubang depa?????
Ishhhhhhhhhhk pagi ni ada satu kancil depan wa...... and like space for lima keta between the kancil and one van.... BTW I am driving on the rightest lane... so gua pulun potong. so depan van bodoh ni..satu lagi driver bangang yang bagi semua keta potong lubang diaaaaaaa.. babi punya cha ya nun alif.... bengkek hati gue, kalau tak gheti nak bawak keta jgn lah bawak lane kanan, pi lane kiri tu..... bodoh! bodoh! .. btw wa tak leh nak ptg sebab banyak motor and keta on the left lane yang seronok gila masuk lubang yang dibuat oleh pemandu van yang bangang tuuuuuuuuuuu

BODOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! sebab kau aku lambat hari ni...

ms pumpkin hater aka mrs schumae

sah depa tak dak kerja!

• mai nak habaq pasai manusia2 yang sah tak dak kerja......hari ni wa pakai baju kurung yang berusia 4 tahun yang dah amat lama tak dipakai sebab silk dan wa tak suka pakai silk. Wa pakai sebab setelah hampir satu jam melangut depan closet mau cari baju yang dengang penuh harapang menggunung dah bergosok tapi tak jugak jumpa2 walaupun bukak katup closet 10 kali..So wa jumpa ini baju kurung yang dah gosok - obviously oleh khadam2 terdahulu dan mengambil keputusang pakai je lah labu in order tak payah gosok baju.........

• Bila wa tiba opis di subuh sepiee, dah ada satu mamat dok tend to the school's garden and terus cakap "Amboi...pakai baju baru hari ni"......"Ishk...dak lah, baju 4 tahun lalu yang beli kat Langkawi masa kita pi bengkel dulu tu..." (why the hell do I need to explain????????)

• Pas tu satu mamat pulak tiba dengan motor dan berkata "baju baru nampak...."...."Ishk...dak lah...baru jumpa dalam almari..."

• pas tu satu minah pulak tiba "la...tak kenai sapa tadi sebab nampak slim (get it? slim...slim....jangan mareee...) cantiknya baju baru.....ishkkkk....baguhi no dr dok maintain badan..."

• Semua ini berlaku dalam perjalanang dari kereta ke punch card yang tidak mengambil masa lebih dari 6 minit dan itu baru terserempak dengan tiga manusia yang bekerja di main opis.

• Kesimpulangnya, manusia2 di sini sama ada :
• a) tak dak kerja sebab tu tahu sapa pakai baju baru
• b) memang suka kat wa and dok perati wa hari2 - NOT!
• c) tahu yang wa pakai baju yang sama sahaja sebab tu bila pakai baju lain depa kalut
• d) tahu wa tak dak baju!!!!! uwarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My name is RM7.06

• I used to be Ms.RM26.10 but now I have been reduced to Ms.RM7.06.

• Mari dengar cerita yang paling menyentuh hati untuk suku pertama tahun ini. Setelah hampir satu bulan saya merana hidup berduka lara tidur tidak lena dan makan caca merba sambil menggigau masuk penjara, maka pada hari ini saya diistiharkan sudah "fit to lead a normal life" (of course we need to define what "normal" constitutes but we don't want to get into that as this bipolar and dualism can get us into real detail once we start the debate so neber mind...we shall deal with that the next time "when" an idiot or some idiot elements jump in......)

• Saya memohon untuk membuat pinjaman peribadi atas sebab2 yang amat peribadi walaupun ramai kekawang sudah tahu sebab peribadi itu memandangkan kekawang saya sangat peribadi kepada saya (God, please not make my mom ask for the passbook. Amen....:)

• Bagaimanapun, permohonan saya ditolak oleh sebuah bank atas alasan "credit problem"! WHAT?WHAT?I HAVE SOME CREDIT PROBLEM AND I DONT EVEN KNOW ABBOURRTTIT???? Bloody hell!(allowed to curse in this blog cause kids are not allowed in - no elements of discrimination here but some stuff are best left to matured people.....errrrr......) The stupid bank can't tell which financial institution claimed that. Only the stupid system stated so. Stupid bank. Who created the system? An alien from Jupiter and can't be contacted because you don't have roaming service? Big idiot number ONE! And that stupid bank did not even inform me to check with Bank Negara for my credit status. No wonder your bank is so terperosok and nobody wants to do business with you!!!

• Suddenly I remembered one bitter episode with one bank over my credit card that I terminated before leaving for NZ. When I came back, I received a letter stating that I owed them some RM160 over donno what. Reluctantly, I paid (more than the due amount) as they said that I will be blacklisted if not doing so. I paid, with my pseudo-lawyer letter, stated that if they do not delist me, I will take legal action against them. They did not reply so I assumed that done deal. So, when this crap appeared, I called the credit manager and she bloody told me that I still owe them RM26.10 for some stupid legal fees which I do not understand for the life of me!!! And I said "Why didn't someone write to me and tell me so?" to which she had no answer.. ..manager some more...Ohh..I forgot that they put idiots as managers, where else would they put it right????? So I quickly went to deposit the money (of course more than the amount due which I definitely tidak halalkan for the obvious reason...yahoooooooooooooo) and asked that idiot to faxs me the release letter which she did.

• Then, I went to that bank and applied for the loan just to test the theory of me having bad credit. Yahooooooo- rejected again due to "SPECIAL ATTENTION' status on my name. I went gilaness. What crap is this. I have enough crap at the opis la....Already got that release letter from your lame bank what.....No, that's not that. "You owe 3 months of housing loan securites" so said the idiot from that lame bank now BIG IDIOT NUMBER TWO. I was shocked! Went to my housing loan bank and was told of no such issue and they even wrote a letter to that bank to state my "clean credit status".

• Went again to BIG IDIOT NUMBER TWO with the letter and was told that was not the case. Wrongly stated. Che Bi tahap dewata tak? Still under 'SPECIAL ATTENTION" and was asked to go to Bank Negara to check my status. Well, at least they gave suggestion to me. OK - less 1cm as an idiot.

• Hit on the road and went to Bank Negara branch and was told that "kami tak boleh check kat sini serta merta. Hanya di HQ yang boleh. Kalau kat sini kena isi borang dan akan mengambil masa 3 minggu". Why the hell do you have cawangan for idiot if not untuk menyenangkan pelanggan? Obviously not.......obviously not......Wa mau naik atas kaunter lompat2 pung ada polis bodo sedang nganga tepi pintu.......

• Finally today, managed to go to Bank Negara besaq and asked for my credit status. Was given the statement and the culprit that gave me a month of living hell. What the ()**(&^%%$$*&*)_)_+???? I have paid all the StanChart credit card and why am I being listed under special attention??? Of course I want special attention la but from boyfrengs and tokfrengs not Bank Negara, idiot!!!!

• Fetched my brother and we went to StanChart branch at Kota Damansara yang selalu "tak dak orang" so said him. True enough. We were greeted by a very friendly staff who asked us to sit down while she look into my account. When I saw "amount due RM7.06" on the screen, I screamed my lung out and that woman sudah takut and my brother also almost lari keluaq............I was fuming with madness and nasib baik urat tengkuk tidak putus or any of the vein meletup. Swear to God I was bloody mad beyond words. The staff calmed me down and wanted to go get drinks for me. RM7.06? RM7.06? RM7.06? RM7.06? She quickly filled in the form and said it will be send to the HQ as they can't do at the branch and promised me it will be cleared within a month and the release letter will be mailed to me ASAP. It better be!!!!!!

• You know the feeling of waiting for your GRE's exam result and TOEFL exam result and application to do your Masters and PhD at your chosen university? That was the exact feeling that I went thru over the last one month. I wanted so much to know that everytime I think about it, my heart beat a skip. Thank God it did not stop alltogether.

• And now, my heart beat harder as I am anxious to write a real nasty letter to Stanchart, the Press and the Finance Minstry over the stupid credit system of balcklisting people. Kalo wa hutang RM2 juta tak pa la lu mau blacklist wa but for RM7.06? Ko orang memang THE BIGGEST IDIOT!!!!!!!! - With due respect to sedara mara, kekawang and sedara mara kekawang yang kerja di financial institutions. Wa akan tunggu surat release dahulu sebelum wa tulis itu nasty letter.

• And BIG THANK YOU to Chor yang meminta bantuan her jet setter sister, NA yang bersungguh-sungguh mencuba membantu wa dengan memberi laluan untuk berurusan. Appreciate that very much.

-ms.RM7.06-

Ko memang kebal

• Kat opis ni, memang disahkan secara terang-terangan dan didokemuntasi dalam agenda mesyuarat bahawa ada "confirmed idiot" yang kebal and "u can't touch me..ha ha ha!!!" The biggest boss (by the virtue of body size and power but not necessarily brain - that's obvious, ain't it) has spoken. "Adalah dalam bidang kuasa saya untuk membuat keputusan untuk memberikan perlanjutan kontrak kepada mana-mana staf kontrak dan apakala saya tidak dapat membuat keputusan, maka barulah saya perlu merujuk kepada bahagian atau exco untuk membantu saya. Unless and otherwise, it is my perogative".

• PTUI...PTUI...PTUI..!!!!!!!!!!!

• Mungkinkah kalau di train monyet atau che bi untuk bekerja di sini, mereka juga mampu melakukannya, mungkin lebih baik dari idiot kontrak yang "ishkkkkkkkk...panjangnya umuq no...bila gamaknya nak che mpus.........."

• -ms.fantasy on flesh-

Gue mau bakaq lu...................

• Ketika dan saat ini, satu-satunya elemen yang gue paling menyampah dan rasa nak pi bakaq besar-besaran sampai habuk pun tak tinggai adalah Institusi Perbankan. Tapi gue tak tau bank mana yang harus gue bakaq.............uwarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....tak pernah dalam hidup ku ini terjadi. Yang lagi gue rasa cinabeng p______ a____ is the fact that gue tak tau siapakah punya angkara nesta ini....uwarghhhhhhhhhhh............awas itu bank bila gue tahu!!!!!!!!

• Sama seperti gue tak tau siapakah yang mengadu domba dan membuat fitnah tidak berasas (ada tak fitnah berasas???) mengenai gue kepada big boss sehingga wa dipanggil untuk "membela diri" atau "disiksa"????? Gue memang tak tau sapa - but that is much easier because I can narrow it to "certain" character at the office yang sebelum ini pun pernah melakukan pekerjaan terkutuk yang sama. Masalahnya, gue tak leh pi bakaq rambut dia sebab rambut dia dah sedikit so thrill nya amat kurang..............uwargghhhhhhhhhhhh................

• Petang ini gue akan "chair" satu meeteng dan gue akan belasah semua orang separa mati. If I get the crap form the big boss because of you people, , you people better get the same crap too. If I go down the drain, I will not go down alone. Watch out people - gue yang stress tahap dewata is all out to get all of you - why should I suffer alone! HUH!!!! idiots! Idiots! Idiots!! Why can't they just go jump in the lake and not come back??????????????

• Sebenaqnya gue dah buat resolusi untuk drop everything off and ignore everything/everybody like hell for my life is fragile and I need not spend it on idiots. I don't want to die because of them - of course I die because my ajal dah tiba but I don't want them to be the contributing factor!!! Tapi bila gue tiba sahaja opis and otw lalu tepi bank, darah gue terus naik ke langit biru......Someone said, "u mengajar Teknik Berfikir dan Komunikasi, so apply lah all the theories and concepts to help overcome the issues". Well - if only life is as simple as that.......................mengong!!!!!

• Yesterday gue EL sebab gue malas mau datang opis dan tengok muka idiots. Nampaknya setiap minggu gue EL...wakakkakakaakkakak....................................

• Sekarang gue mau pi minum kopi mahai yang membahagiakan gue.............

Nasib ku yg dot! dot!

Yesterday I heard rumour about what will be happening to myself ..... from two sources. And this morning, I heard it again ... Don't want to believe it.... tulung! tulung! Half day gone...
All day rasa berat hati and tak sedap hati... went down to canteen.... 1.05pm And as I didn't heard anything about the rumourl, i kata maybe tak betul.. and this person told me, I heard it from the horse mouth laaaaaaaaaaaa oh tolonggggggggg

Tengah tengok lauk, suddenly two gas cylinder fell from its trolley and bam! bam! bam! kena ankle ku... mak aiii melalak wa kat canteen tu, nasib baik lelaki idaman takde kat situ... kalu tak malu aje.. wa dah teresak-esak.... so ada org taruk ais ... la ni wa jalan dengkut! dengkut! Bodoh punya orang angkut tong gas ........ bodus! bodus! bodus!

2.30pm My boss told me some news...... makkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk tulung... its true... I am clueless and do not know what to do now?????

Kengkawang... wa kena lose weight fast!! any offer to help out??

Ms Rumour Monger aka Ms Pumpkin Hater

p/s selain dari mamat angkut tong yang bodoh itu, takde sapa lagi yang bodoh dalam cerita ini, kecuali gue kelihatan bodoh keriau kesakitan kat kantin.... ankle wa dah le memang dah kena tukar .. kena lak camni. Mana nak control macho

Hanya Tuhan Yang Maha Mengetahui.....

• Ini adalah satu posting yang melancholic.........

• Went home last nite with a huge kerapah on my mind and on almost dead body. Before I left for home, I decided that I want to go watch a movie with a certain person - just for the heck of it. I am no movie person - I don't have that kind of attention for visual images but I can read throughout the days and nights - non-stop. I am a reading person - I also used to be a shopping person until I went to New Zealand and came back with a new perspective on the definition of shopping. Plus the fact that I am a "miskin" person now. Soon, I will jatuh ke tahap "daif". Mayhaps, it is not the new perspective after all - its the miskin thingy :)

• Anyway, when I reached home, I was so bloody tired and plonked onto the sofa and went to the la la land without even realizing it. But again, since when do we realize that we have been transported to the la la land? We just go..............When I woke it, it was already Maghrib and then I consulted a certain person if that person would like to go to the movie and that person said can't as already planned to meet with someone . Neber mind, I said - I go alone. Called another friend and asked him if he is at home as am going to this coffee joint in front of his apartment and he can join me but he said that a friend just came and going off to dinner. "Lain kali, ko cakap la awal2...ko ingat aku concierge ke dok terpacak kat rumah je tak pi mana2....ha ha ha......." Got ready, all dressed up and suddenly rasa penat gila and tak larat nak drive. So changed back to my loyal tshirt and sat at the balcony feeling so "what-the-hell-is-happening-to once-a wonderful-life". Why am I being tested time and again with shits, craps and idiots? (Ohhhh...for the record, yesterday was on of the most shitty day whereby you were told that you were not doing your job effectively and you should not do this and that and all the shits that come with it. I don't want this bloody "job" to begin withhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! uwargghhhhhhh...)

• Wanted to speak to someone but I donno who as I don't even know what to say anymore.....felt more shitty and crappy and all the works......But God works in a strange way......my mobile rang and a familiar name appeared (kalo tak familiar, ko tak dak la dalam list phone wa! mengong! mengong!) My favourite ex-student! Yippeeeeee.....we joked and lawak bodo and spoke serious issues and exchanged perspectives on life and its wonders and all......She even said "can I call you by other name like Datuk Paduka?" ha ha ha and we laughed like mad......(jangan lupo.....nama eden ado Datuk Paduka kat dopan...ehhh...bila kome nak panggil eden datuk paduko.....wakakakakkakakak....)

• An hour of laughter make me feel better and ready to conquer more shits and kill more idiots.......whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....................

• In the final analysis, hanya Tuhan yang Maha Mengetahui............Thank you God for the good life and awesome people......and also thank you for idiots and morons for they make me feel brilliant and cultured and awesome and on top of the world!!!!!!!!!! Yahooooooooooooooooooooo

Are u an idiot?

• HARRRROOOOOOOO.......aku hanya pencinta wanita dan bukan buaya...ehhhhh...silap lagu......aku memang menyampah kat idiots dan morons...................

• Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! As stated by my partner in crime, this blog is not created by idiots but meant for idiots....ha ha ha.....errr....let me repharse that - this blog is meant to vent out our dissatisfaction and unhappiness created by idiots who somehow rather managed to "test" out our sanity and well-being. There are many authors/editors of this blog so the views are very non-patisan. Tapi blog ini ngak akan dibaca oleh manusia internasional sebab tajuknya gitu Malaya dan Indon ya......ngapa apain.......kita coba2 duluin.......ishkk....awat pulak gue ngomong Indon ni walaupun mai dari Jerlun........opppsss....tercakap pulak asal usul I.....:)

• Anyways, gue ngak mau bicarain apa2in lagi sebab gue sangatlah mengantuk after such a traumatic day today, jadik gue mau pulangin dan krohhhhhhhhhhhh sebentarin dan malam ini, gue mau nonton movie bagi menghilangkan perasaang mau siram "idiots" dengan ayaq hangat menggelegak nooooooooooooooo............Kapan2in.....jangan kapan kuuuuuuuu.........Ta ra......................

Welcome to the world of idiots!!!

Errr .. the idiots are not "US" the self professed brilliant writers, but those "WE" the brilliant people encountered at work, on the road, in the supermarket, on the news etc etc etc...

So sapa nak mula tulis ni????


signing off
Ms Pumpkin Hater